B*tch Don’t Wear Shoes Doormat – Rude Funny Coir Mat

Rules at the Door 👟🚫

No passive-aggressive hints here. This doormat tells it exactly how it is—with a bold, sassy message that’ll make guests laugh *and* take their shoes off.

Crafted from durable natural coir with strong black lettering, it’s tough, funny, and perfect for homes that don’t tolerate muddy footprints (or nonsense).

Features

⭐ Statement text: “B*tch, Don’t Wear Shoes in My House!”
⭐ Natural coconut coir with non-slip latex backing
⭐ Long-lasting and built for busy entrances
⭐ Bold typography with maximum sass
⭐ Optional gift note available at checkout

Gifting Occasions

⭐ Housewarming (for the bold)
⭐ Birthdays
⭐ Prank gifts
⭐ Friends with savage humour
⭐ Just because clean floors matter