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Hold On, We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat
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Hold On, We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat

Natural coir

Durable bristles

Anti-Slip

£16.99
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Description

Knock, But Enter at Your Own Risk 😅

Our “Hold On, We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants” doormat is the ultimate icebreaker — hilarious, bold, and perfect for fun-loving homes.

Made from tough natural coir with a non-slip backing, this doormat keeps your floors clean while serving major personality at the doorstep.

Features

⭐ Bold & cheeky printed design
⭐ Natural coir bristles trap dirt with ease
⭐ Non-slip latex backing
⭐ Strong, durable, and built to last
⭐ A conversation starter before guests even enter

Gifting Occasions

⭐ Housewarming parties
⭐ Birthdays
⭐ Newlyweds
⭐ Flatmates & shared homes
⭐ Fun novelty surprise

Shipping

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on location. All Shipping Can be tracked via Royal Mail.

Care Information
  • ⭐ Shake or vacuum regularly
  • ❌ Do not wash, bleach, iron, or tumble dry
  • 💧 Use indoors or in a dry, covered area – not waterproof
Specs & Materials
  • 📏 Size: 40x60cm
  • 🪮 Pile: 99.5% coconut fibre (coir)
  • 📌 Backing: Natural latex
  • 🛠️ Construction: Machine-tufted
  • 🔩 Weight: Lightweight but durable

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