Look at Us Buying a House and Sh*t Doormat – Funny Coir

New Home, Same Sass 🏡

Celebrate adulting the cheeky way with this bold doormat — because buying a house deserves way more than just a “Congrats.”

Crafted from sturdy coir with a slip-proof backing, it’s durable, practical, and guaranteed to make guests laugh before they even knock.

Features

⭐ “Look at us buying a house and sh*t” design
⭐ Natural coir bristles trap dirt
⭐ Non-slip latex backing for safety
⭐ Tough, long-lasting fibres
⭐ Adds humour and personality to your doorstep

Gifting Occasions

⭐ Housewarmings
⭐ First home celebrations
⭐ Engagements
⭐ Weddings
⭐ Just-because surprises