Piss Off Doormat – Rude Funny Coir Mat

Straight to the Point 😈

Why beat around the bush? This doormat tells visitors exactly what you’re thinking with a bold “Piss Off!” message framed in a decorative border.

Made from tough natural coir, it’s equal parts rude and practical—keeping dirt out while keeping your doorstep’s attitude firmly in place.

Features

⭐ Statement text: “Piss Off!”
⭐ Decorative flourish border
⭐ Natural coconut coir with non-slip latex backing
⭐ Durable and built to last
⭐ Optional gift note available at checkout

Gifting Occasions

⭐ Housewarming (for the bold)
⭐ Birthdays
⭐ Prank gifts
⭐ Friends with a dark sense of humour
⭐ Just because politeness is overrated